@Mouthy_: My favorite exercise after a heavy meal is regret.
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@CheryeDavis: Nothing makes me more proud of my son's sense of humor, than when he asks me for help with his algebra homework.
@WildeThingy: Boss "I'm looking for a volunteer." Me *chops off own legs "I can't!" Co-worker "I'm busy, sorry." Me "damn, that's a better excuse."
@CubanaMama82: I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work.