@wittwitbarista: My favorite machine at the gym is the water fountain.
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@Where__wolf: "Dad Is that a killer whale?" "No son thats an orca" "Oh. Well what's a killer whale?" "U see that whale that's covered n tats & smokin weed
@djdarrellripley: Me: Has anyone ever told you, you have the softest brown eyes? Her: No. Besides, my eyes are blue. Me: No wonder nobody's ever told you...
@DurtMcHurtt: Getting a neck tattoo is probably the coolest way to show your love for manual labour.