@wittwitbarista: My favorite machine at the gym is the water fountain.
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@ThRealBallsDeep: Sorry I threw firewood at you and yelled "shoo", but with the amount of eye liner you wear, you resemble the raccoons that raided my cooler.
@cjcapbt: I'm just like Bob Marley but not black or Jamaican or talented or dead but my hair gets tangly .
@Swishergirl24: The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?