@SadieSkyNinja: My favorite part about ordering a salad on the first date is going into the bathroom and eating 6 mini donuts.
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@Stabby_smurf: If procrastinating were an Olympic sport, I would show up just in time to miss the medal ceremony.
@bluntphilip: Rich people in movies apparently can't drink scotch without telling everyone how old it is.
@Wtftab: For gods sake! You'd think it would be safe not locking a car in a church carpark on a Sunday, apparently NOT. Anyway I got 8 iPhones.
@Nikkeya08: My husband just got to level three on netflix: "faking an illness" to finish binge watching I'm on level 6: "faking your own abduction"