@dreamthievin: My favorite romance novels begin with "Preheat oven to 350 degrees"
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: I'm no super genius, but I bet the most effective way to lose "baby weight" is to have the baby.
@Brianhopecomedy: My wife and I are walking through Central Park and pointing out all of the places that we remember seeing dead bodies on Law & Order.
@Vodkantots: I never said that I hated you! All I said is that I hope you have your period when the next Sharknado comes around.
@ChrisScarlette: We now return to 'CANADIAN SNIPER' *canadian sniper shoots an enemy* *canadian sniper yells 'sorry' from far away*