@dreamthievin: My favorite romance novels begin with "Preheat oven to 350 degrees"
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@llvvzz: You're psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you.
@AthenaMystique: *sings Batman theme *crawls along bars of death *rolls down slope *ascends tower *knocks out foes "Miss, you need to leave the playground."
@bingowings14: My mum tells me that she turns the internet off when she goes to bed, incase you're wondering why your screen just went blank.