@parhwy: My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
@bighandsmassuer: If you send her a message and she doesn't reply in six months she is probably thinking about it
@DumbConfessions: Walmart greeter smiled at me. Long story short, the weddings Friday.
Except Harold. HE said I'd NEVER find true love.
@iamWillemDafoe: oooh pretty wing tattoos on your back, do they symbolize how you have no idea how big wings need to be to carry your weight
@arresteddev: They're upping my charges from prank bomb to non-Arab terrorism.
@MacCocktail: Generation gap...