@parhwy: My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
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@markleggett: People who say that they don't have time for my bullshit need to learn how to manage their time better. Wake up an hour earlier.
@realHamOnWry: There's a difference between when a woman is furious and when she's irate. It's the difference between sleeping on the couch or in a casket.