@parhwy: My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
@NottaBigDeal: I stand in the tampon aisle and when a woman reaches for a box, I snicker and say "you're gross".
@RamblingMachine: Some people are down to earth while others are not quite far down enough.
@PinkCamoTO: When Germans combine words, we get things like "flutter mouse" and "river horse." When the English do it, we get "jorts."
@michaelianblack: How did anybody express anger before the invention of the caps lock key?