@parhwy: My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
@sumpeoplelikeit: If you have a tattoo on your head, you've lost the right to ask me what I'm looking at.
@3sunzzz: When you ask your waiter for an extra pickle, don't wink. It can easily be misinterpreted.
@Brianhopecomedy: My 4 year old told me to just turn the tire around as the top part isn't flat. I don't care if it's wrong - that's still some great logic.
@AphroditeAfter5: No Grandma, "sausage fest" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP