@The_MartiniGirl: My favourite drivers are the designated ones.
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@murrman5: [to the secretary before I go in for job interview] "when the music starts, hit this button and that will activate the fog machine"
@Miniwheats2012: My son can go from "omg...you're impossible I can't wait until I'm 18!" To "you're the best mom ever" in a matter of $100
@WheelTod: When I was a kid I got caught up among the wrong crowd, until my grandpa pulled me aside & said "Those aren't your friends. That's a hedge."
@pinupteacher: Looking out the window, some kid on the plane asked why everything was getting smaller. Haha, what a dummy. WE'RE getting bigger. Kids, lol.