@The_MartiniGirl: My favourite drivers are the designated ones.
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@EJGomez: [holding my aunts stupid idiot baby] what sound does a cow make "moo!" good now a dog "woof woof!" 2 for 2. now...WHERES THAT MISSING PLANE
@Mr_Kapowski: I didn't want the cop to see that my car's registration tags weren't current but apparently swerving erratically got his attention too
@Chumpstring: me: are there really aliens at area 51 pentagon official: that’s confidential me: then how’d i hear about it