@: My favourite part of the Bible is the hollowed-out section I keep my drugs in.
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@brideylee: On the list of things I fear the most, "death" comes in as a close second to "audience participation"
@chrisdelia: Hey girls, you are not a "mommy" just because you own a dog. You have to have a kid to be a mommy. If you are a mommy, then I am a dragon.