@GringoBrulee: My first kid will be named Gotham. That way when I have to get up in the middle of the night when they're crying I can say "Gotham needs me"
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@unravelingfire: I feel like I have something to prove here. Judge: That's sort of how this works.
@Carbosly: When my boss asks me if I can "take a stab at this", I always hope she'll point to that coworker we all hate.
@chopper4jk: I put an energy drink in my hummingbird feeder, now all my hummingbirds are going back in time and returning with tiny top hats.