@jumpdashark: My friend called me from a private number last night so I just returned the favor by knocking on his door with a ski mask on.
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@browneyegirl9: My boyfriend asked for a dirty pic last night, I was able to get my whole kitchen in the shot. That should last him a while! He's so weird.
@mejustbeth: Weather man said all you need today is sunglasses and sunscreen but I think I'll put some clothes on too.
@TitaniumToplass: Girls are like tornadoes because in pictures it's like wow those look cool but in person it's all omg what do I do
@Darlainky: My daughter showed me a beautiful handmade wind chime project on Pinterest. I told her, "I don't know who you think I am right now."