@ladybroseph: My friend is an excellent librarian.
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@dire_beard: If a child's survival depended on my ability to share bacon, I would weep greasy, bacony tears at that child's funeral.
@mollzbenn: There's a reaaalllly old tupperware in the back of the fridge, I tried to open it, but then something closed it from the inside.
@markleggett: People who push and shove to get on a flight before other passengers are possibly going to get to their end destination one second faster.