@the_anastasia: My friend is so stupid she thought Alabama is a city. Don't worry, I informed her Alabama is the president.
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@Tommytoughstuff: [Olympic Swimming] CANADIAN ANNOUNCER: I feel bad for the water look how hard they're kicking it.
@FrizerkaSandra: Whoever said you cannot live off of wine and cheese alone did not try hard enough.
@FloodyHippie: I support Greenpeace because I care about environmental activism, just not enough to do any of the real work myself.
@daemonic3: It is said the population of sheep in New Zealand is 60 Million. How did they stay awake to figure THAT one out?