@Sirrruh: My friend Stephen misheard me when I invited him to this CrossFit gym. He's going to have a hell of a time running in stilettos.
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@lovstructionist: Football Team: Huddle up! Me: Mm, this is nice FT: Who are you Me: So warm, so snug FT: Break. Break now! Me: Don't go nice man-castle