@Sirrruh: My friend Stephen misheard me when I invited him to this CrossFit gym. He's going to have a hell of a time running in stilettos.
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@TheBigBatman: During childbirth the pain is so great that a woman almost knows what it's like for a man to have the flu.
@omgthatspunny: Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.
@BadassBarbie11: Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer.