@Swishergirl24: My friends made fun of me for buying this flamethrower, but at least I don't have to shovel snow this weekend.
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@Tommytoughstuff: *gets pulled over by police* *shows a little skin* Officer: "Who's skin is that? Please step out of the vehicle sir."
@DominicStraw: "No! Don't go into the church! Nooo!" "Honey, what movie are you watching?" "Our wedding video."
@iGreenMonk: She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.
@Reel2Dialog2: The Lion King is my favorite movie about how having a karate wielding monkey can completely change your life.