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@SCbchbum: My gal pal: "Are you on a diet? You look so nice & thin... What's you're secret?!"

Me: "Poverty."

My gal pal: “Are you on a diet? You look so nice & thin… What’s you’re secret?!”

Me: “Poverty.”

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