@JamieGreenlees: My GF left me because she said I lied about stupid things. I was so upset I ate a car park :(
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@jergarl: When I was a kid I used to ask my my papa... "Whatcha doin?" Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.
@briangaar: Girl can I ask you a question *gets down on one knee* would you like to make $8,000 a week working from home