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@Black__Elvis: My girlfriend accused me of sleeping with her sister and I was like, "How can that be possible when her snoring keeps me up all night?"

My girlfriend accused me of sleeping with her sister and I was like, “How can that be possible when her snoring keeps me up all night?”

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