@kelkulus: My girlfriend and I are celebrating our anniversary tonight by breaking up six years ago.
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@protolalia: You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning.
@runolgarun: I realized I was an adult when I almost bought napkins instead of taking a wad of free ones from Chipotle. Almost.
@alispagnola: I asked my friend what keeps her up at night. She answered, "helium." Also, my friend is a balloon.