@kelkulus: My girlfriend and I are celebrating our anniversary tonight by breaking up six years ago.
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@Not_James_Vogel: Ever find buried treasure in your grandpas backyard containing passports, Nazi uniforms, and a photo with Papa with the Fuhrer inside? Yeah.
@kellysdf: I thought I lost my car keys, but the NSA called and said they were in my other pants.