@AntoKenya: My girlfriend once told me she was pregnant. I was so excited that I ran to another country and have never seen her from then.
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@iamspacegirl: Dad Dragon: If we weren't supposed to eat them they wouldn't come w plates and toothpicks now finish ur damn knight Teen Dragon: I hate you
@whatmaddness: Friends with kids: what's the matter with you, why don't you have kids yet Also them: kill me my life is a bottomless pit of despair
@shegotagronk: My Grandma would be pissed if she found out how many times she's died so I could get out of having to go somewhere.