@Mish3l_Ali: My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.
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@LizHackett: It's 11:48 PM. You can't sleep. Underneath your bed, there's a creepy rustle, as the clown tries to quietly unwrap and eat a granola bar.
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