@Mish3l_Ali: My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.
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@SveldtSmelt: I found where my mom hid the scissors, so everyone in my house woke up with a new haircut this morning.
@JoeP187: So when people say they religiously do something. Does that mean they do it really hypocritically and fairy tale like?
@jharden21: teacher: i'm considering moving the test to next week. you guys down with that? me (too loud): down like the dog at the end of marley & me!