@mikealfredcaine: my grandad came to this country with four pounds in his pocket, my nan was holding a suitcase full of cash & heroin
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@DevilryFun: Wish a poltergeist would move in so there'd be someone else to blame when I lose my shit.
@Sal_Stevens: Hey baby, I'm like Fred Flintstone I can really make your bed-rock. Also I live in a cave and don't have any electricity
@KentWGraham: There should be an Olympic event that requires participants to remove a single cube from an ice cube tray.