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@HeyZeus666: My grandfather said he'd never be caught dead wearing cargo pants, so I slipped the funeral director an extra 50 bucks.

And now we wait.

My grandfather said he’d never be caught dead wearing cargo pants, so I slipped the funeral director an extra 50 bucks.

And now we wait.

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