@MountainDouche: My grandma has been lying to me for years. A watched pot really does boil. Moral of the story, trust no one.
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@HomeProbably: My parents were very inspirational, they used to say: "You can do whatever you want in life, as long as you don't do it here."
@Darlainky: Calm down with that charm bracelet, lady. Every time you move your hand I look around for Santa's sleigh.