@TheFraudMallu: My grandmother reads obituary column in the newspaper everyday. It is pretty much like searching for your childhood friends on Facebook.
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@afynou: -hey lucifer. did it hurt -did what hurt -when you fell from heaven -for the last time gabriel i am not going out with you
@SirEviscerate: "What would you say is your greatest weakness?" Probably my tendency to stalk and murder people who won't hire me.
@yoopnative: I'm broke but not "vacuums the air filter* instead of replacing it" broke. *more than twice.