@joeldanger: My grandparents worked hard to make sure their kids had everything and I'm working hard and not having kids to make sure I keep everything.
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@decentbirthday: Isn't it weird that Greenland is icy and Iceland is where my wife moved when she left me
@roxaroodw: Apparently it's inappropriate to ask where her shoes are from when you're in the next stall.
@Sassafrantz: If I'm ever reincarnated I hope I get to be a bear because I'll be like "stop playing dead, I used to be human. That shits not gonna work!"