@DarzieDAMN: My grocery list is just a piece of paper saying don't run into anyone you know
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@Prof_Peejay: Her:"What do you do?" Me:"I teach astronomy." Her:"OMG!! I'm a Sagitarius! Can you see my future?" Me:"Yes, you'll go home alone tonight."
@shatty48: Some people are looking for the meaning of life. I'm still looking for the meaning of I licky boom boom down.