@DarzieDAMN: My grocery list is just a piece of paper saying don't run into anyone you know
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@beefman138: Wife : A jogger was murdered in the park last night. Me : Well that's all the motivation I need. *Goes for a jog in the park*
@rolldiggity: I fill my pockets with glitter so when people ask me for money, I can turn them out to show that I'm broke, but still a little fancy.