@markleggett: My hairdresser told me that his marriage is crumbling. So, here’s my business idea: A hair salon where they don’t tell me shit like that.
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@robfee: I think the Ice Bucket Challenge is a giant waste of water *falls asleep in the shower for 2 hours*
@Swishergirl24: I just found out that the only thing you need to apply for a marriage license is your ID and an idiot.
@DaddyJew: Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: *super high* nice try, license and registration
@TheMichaelRock: Nice try, Team USA. Not bad for a country that only cares about soccer for two weeks every other year!