@CM2BTTHD: My half-brothers had a Hungarian dad and an Eskimo dad. My dad was from Wales. Our dinner table was like the U.N...only with slapping.
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@qwertying: "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."
@delusions_of: I'm like a Rubik's Cube. Seems fun at first but eventually you'll want to rip me apart.
@YoungNobler: Sticking a $5 bill into a vending machine turns it into my grandmother, dispensing stale snacks and rare dollar coins.