@bingowings14: My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it.
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@Swishergirl24: Police officer: Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I'm just as confused as you are.
@MrMichaelRose: my lawyer wants me to turn myself into the police but I keep telling him impersonating a cop is what got me into trouble in the first place