@bingowings14: My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it.
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@thetits: BRUTUS: hail Caesar *draws knife* CEASAR: not this time *hands Brutus an Uno "reverse" card* B: SHIT ROMAN SENATE:*stabs Brutus to death*
@jordan_stratton: "I want frog legs." -Fancy restaurant order or the coolest plastic surgery request ever