@bingowings14: My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it.
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@AnOrangeSNES: When life gives you lemons, worship the elder Gods. Take candy from a baby. Drink from a trough of blood. Who cares? None of this matters
@truegritrumble: BEEKEEPER: *opens up beehive and finds a peanut butter and jelly sandwich* If that's here... KID: *opens up lunchbox in school cafeteria*
@WilliamAder: Turned off my lights for "earth hour". I've never had so many other cars honking at me.