@FeelingMervis: "My Heart Mustard Go On" - Celine Dijon
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@ImABaconDonut: Me: Thanks for the sex. Me: You're welcome. Me: Maybe next time we can have another person in the room. Me: That'd be nice.
@theshamingofjay: A disease that kills you and can only be spread through the transmission of bodily fluids. Are we sure we're not talking about marriage?
@omgthatspunny: It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it