@Celestinelea90: My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery.
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@LuckoftheDraw86: In a room full of idiots screaming their opinions at the top of their lungs, be the guy in the corner doing finger guns with his reflection.
@just1fool: My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time.