@Celestinelea90: My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery.
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@GinAndJif: Girls, if you're gonna shave your eyebrows off just to draw them on again, at least make them interesting. How about drawing two umbrellas?
@FeverFlave: First date: And if you could slide over a little bit my Mom would like to sit next to you...
@djr_102: Sometimes you just have to roll down your car window and bark at people to see what they do.
@Supafunkadunka: If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite.