@peb671: Untied the bun in my hair & tried that sexy hair shake thing that chicks do on tv.
Doc says the neck brace can come off in a week.
@GrowlyGrego: Choose your own adventure:
S O F A T H E R E Y E S P O P
Dad sees a soda?
Moving a couch for dad?
Obese girl with a vision problem?
@amateuradam: There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman. So, in answer to your question - probably a bird.
@Twtercide: Him: Wtf is wrong with you?
*remembers when I sold my soul to Satan for more Oreos
Me: I'm just really tired.
@BatBatshitcrazy: Don't you dare look at me with that come hither stare; I haven't hithered in years.
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