@ohpeetie: My hobbies include reading books, eating snacks, and sending emails referencing attachments without the attachments.
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@MartaEffing: *hears suspicious noise in backyard, is too lazy to get up & investigate* *smells cookies baking at neighbors house, immediately goes over*
@just1fool: Since I live my financial life under water I decided to put a "Beware of sharks" sign in my front yard.
@QwertyJones3: I joined a poker tournament with a bunch of people who do origami. I'm gonna dominate, cause these guys always fold.