@pinningnut: My husband and I are thinking about leaving everything to our dog. What he will do with $20.00 I don't know. But I hope he enjoys it.
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@QwertyJones3: Dentist: Ok, I'm going to start drilling. "Wait! What if I have to poop?" D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."
@ojedge: Priest Client: "So, how is my floor mural coming along?" Michelangelo: [slowly turning the blueprint in his hands 180 degrees] "Shiiiiiit."
@MarkusJ: finally, the ants are going to rise up and claim their rightful place as masters of this wretched planet