@OhhScarlet23: My husband and I have been in an open marriage for five years. I hope he's ok with it when he finds out.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: I kinda want one of those priest collar thingys. If it gets me through airport security fast AND keeps kids away from me. I'm in.
@sofarrsogud: 'Time to meet your maker' I say, more in hope, as I unpack another box of IKEA furniture.
@tinatbh: All my friends look like a Victoria's Secret model and I look like a Victoria sponge cake