@OhhScarlet23: My husband and I have been in an open marriage for five years. I hope he's ok with it when he finds out.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@pittdave13: First date Me: have you ever taken a selfie with a dog face filter? Her: Yes, I love those! Me: Well look at the time this has been fun...
@qwertying: Wife: I wish we could have sex like we used to... Husband: Do you mean with other people?
@KrazykurtKurt: Nicholas Cage is the same character in every movie he makes, except Face off where he was John Travolta.
@jordan_stratton: Nice try, horror movies, but the scariest thing I've ever seen is still a 4-year-old holding a sharpie without the cap.