@OhhScarlet23: My husband and I have been in an open marriage for five years. I hope he's ok with it when he finds out.
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@just1fool: Don't ever talk to me in an elevator. It will just be uncomfortable. I don't want to be put in that position. With my hand over your mouth.
@Lani_Hayden: Is amazed how I go to bed with normal hair and wake up looking like a beat up version of medusa. Am I fighting crime in my sleep? Wtf.
@Mr_Kapowski: [helping my kid with contractions] Me: Would've Her: Would have M: Nice. I'll H: I will M: Good. Won't H: Won not M: Excellent
@SirEviscerate: People are like snowflakes. Individually small and ineffective, but if we work together we can make my step dad crash his car into a tree.