@OhhScarlet23: My husband and I have been in an open marriage for five years. I hope he's ok with it when he finds out.
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@Sassafrantz: Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry.
@jonnysun: DATE: dessert? MY BRAIN: im full MY STOMACH: i want food DATE: one piece of chocolate wont hurt MY DOG: THAT MAN IS TRYIMG TO KILL MY OWNER
@trojansauce: [dogs around campfire] *flashlight on face* and when I came back without the ball it was in his hand the whole time