@zwina_summer: My husband asked me why I never blink during sex, I told him there just isn't enough time.
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@thenatewolf: I have a hot house to protect me from the cold outside. Inside my hot house I have a smaller cold house to protect my food from the heat of my hot house.
@michaelianblack: Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round? They're wheels.