@zwina_summer: My husband asked me why I never blink during sex, I told him there just isn't enough time.
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@LuvPug: *at a pizza buffet in the Midwest* Me: excuse me, can you please make a vegetarian pizza? Him: Sure! What kind of meat do you want on that?
@13spencer: To be fair, "old-fashioned" doesn't necessarily mean racist; it could also mean sexist.
@Audenary: LINCOLN: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt. TWITTER: No.
@Dawn_M_: I never eat coins in front of vending machines because I don't want them to fall in love with me.