@zwina_summer: My husband asked me why I never blink during sex, I told him there just isn't enough time.
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@leechee420: Stop making mini snacks, people. Never have I been like, "wow this is a delicious cupcake. If only it were 1/4 of the size."
@JarodNotJared: Its the little things that bring the most joy - Like sneaking a home pregnancy test in the shopping cart of a mom/daughter combo & observing
@AbbyHasIssues: "Well-behaved women seldom make history," I whisper as I don't wait the full ten minutes for the oven to preheat.
@Ideal_Victoria: Watching my coworkers split a cupcake three ways was more upsetting than the first time I missed my period.