@Naggalie: My husband asks too many questions. "Who is Steve?" "Why does he call all the time?" "What's this bill for a hotel room?"
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@angibangie: *Passing the same coworker in the hallway more than once: Don't look at me, I already said "Hi" to you.
@InThaBurbs: Nothing wakes you up faster than a 5 y/o kicking open your door like SWAT and jumping on you in bed.
@kingsleyyy: Conservatives after a mass shooting: "You can't take our guns!" Conservatives after a police shooting: "But he had a gun!" I'm confused.
@KarenLyneButler: I want Rebecca Black to make a music video for every day of the week! Said by nobody. Ever.