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@FullMetalMommy: My husband brought home one happy meal for two kids.
Frankly things would have been less dramatic if he'd brought home a girlfriend.

My husband brought home one happy meal for two kids. 
Frankly things would have been less dramatic if he’d brought home a girlfriend.

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