@FantastiKelly: My husband gets so mad when I introduce him as my first husband.
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@Rollinintheseat: If you bring back your paper bags at Whole Foods, they'll give a refund of 5 cents. After a year you'll have enough money to buy an orange.
@AmishPornStar1: I'm not saying I'm an idiot... But if some village comes looking...tell them you never saw me.
@Papa_Mex: I bet Vegans that become zombies must really struggle with the whole brain-eating lifestyle...