@Cpt_Burnout: My husband is the nicest guy that I could ever dream of (murdering).
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@llvvzz: Google+ is starting to sound like a half-way house for people that aren't phony enough for Facebook but aren't edgy enough for Twitter.
@Maxine12333: Neighbor asked me over for coffee and said 'make yourself comfortable', so I did, I went home.
@trentistweeting: [interview] My biggest weakness is that I'm too literal "That's fine. Your resume looks good, welcome aboard!" *turns to whiteboard* welcome