@Cpt_Burnout: My husband is the nicest guy that I could ever dream of (murdering).
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@wolfpupy: life is a continuous learning experience, so i can spend all my time not paying attention and drawing cartoons on notepaper just like school
@slimmy_shady: Retweet if you're naughty! Star if you love Jesus! Reply if you'd like to meet him!
@RickAaron: I had a fountain drink at the mall today. All those pennies make the water taste terrible.