@Cpt_Burnout: My husband is the nicest guy that I could ever dream of (murdering).
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@phxguy88: I get the feeling some of you have been told by others of you not to talk to me. This means war.
@badbanana: Last-second gift idea. Bring a tag and put it on any present already under the tree. Call other person a liar. Be willing to fight him/her.
@Gre_Gone: Interviewer: Any special skills? Me: Eclairvoyance. Him: I don't understand. Me: There's a box of donuts in your desk Him: YOU KNOW TOO MUCH