@Cpt_Burnout: My husband is the nicest guy that I could ever dream of (murdering).
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@AskBellaWagner: When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?" so we can both sound useless.
@djdarrellripley: Hello, I dinged your car. The people watching me leave this note probably think I'm leaving you my name & number. Signed, Guess Who.