@Cpt_Burnout: My husband is the nicest guy that I could ever dream of (murdering).
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@Flattliner: I don't have a friend called Louise. If I did I would always be saying "Jeez Louise" to her. Then I wouldn't have a friend called Louise.
@aveuaskew: My dad only says I love you on special occasions like birthdays, holidays, and competency hearings.