@SuburbanComa: My husband is turning 58 tomorrow. Join me wishing him "Jesus, you're how old?"
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@DaddyJew: No, YOUUU had a kid just so you could have someone to eat pizza and play video games with
@WilliamAder: I got free pancakes on International Pancake Day. International Women's Day is now almost over and I think I like pancake day better.
@briangaar: I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old
@paopao619: My relative's friend posted this. Wypipo so desperate to make the #LasVegasShooting about brown people #LasVegas