@LostFelicia: My husband knew he couldn't scare me with that ghost mask, so he held one of my credit cards over the shredder.
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@ashmensch: This lady at the Edible Arrangement store acts like no one's ever asked for a corn dog bouquet before.
@Megatronic13: Spider: what do you mean I don’t qualify?? Army Recruiter: look buddy, this isn’t the leggy