@theawkwardful: My idiot future husband is out there somewhere pushing a pull door. I just know it.
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@trumpetcake: I melted down all my various rewards cards into a universal "Rewards Dagger" that gets me a discount everywhere.
@CloydRivers: Camo is proper for any occasion. It's good for drinkin' beers, huntin' deers and scarin' queers. Merica.
@senderblock23: No, I said I wanted to BING you on my kitchen counter. You know, the popular search engine?
@david8hughes: [leans over to kid watching Planet of the Apes in the theatre] Call them monkeys one more time & see what happens.