@Scott_A_Gilmore: My inflatable girlfriend always looks surprised when I walk into the room.
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@ericsshadow: [talking to son on the phone] "I ran away 3 weeks. You never called the police" I'm sorry. We've been very busy with the holidays and all.
@dreadnaught69: She thinks I drink all day when she's at work. I don't... I stop just before she gets home
@BlairLoudly: *dresses like a kitty* *climbs tree* *waits for new fireman husband to come rescue me*