@NerishaLakha: My IQ score says I'm intelligent. My dating history disagrees.
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@Sarcasticsapien: I'm throwing a party and it should be fantastic. I bought three bottles of vodka, made a great music playlist, and didn't invite any people.
@greg_vee: I've been ignoring these dirty dishes for 47 minutes and they still haven't taken the hint. It's just awkward now...
@Piecezilla: The weatherman said it's nice outside. I guess they don't let him watch the rest of the news.