@NotThatKristi: My jeans say "no more Christmas goodies" but my leggings are like "we got you, gurrrl"
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@TheAlexP: Does it make you an acrobat if you get suspended from the chandelier by your drawers after falling over the 2nd floor railing?
@drunkNnaughty: I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be.
@ObscureGent: What kind of educational background do you need to have to work at the gas station that directs teens to their deaths in a horror movie?