@librarianfonz: My job is like defeating a final boss in a video game: I spend hours doing it, and when I finally do, it doesn't matter to anyone else.
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@YesThatAmy: If I did the math right, 8 of you are serial killers and 1,246 of you are eating Nutella.
@Swishergirl24: I'm developing an app that makes a cricket sound effect at the end of my coworkers' stories.
@AIMMadellynne: Last night,my friend changed all my contacts in my phone.I've been texted by Batman Donatello,Hermione Granger.I have no idea who they are.
@Aspersioncast: What sort of tape measure does the guy from The Guinness Book of Records use to measure the worlds longest tape measure?