@WheelTod: My key takeaway from Ghostbusters was that once you're dead, your Miranda rights don't count for shit.
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@TheTweetOfGod: American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?
@sofarrsogud: ME: *walks in with ball rammed into my mouth* Happeh nuh? JUDGE: Not what a gagging order means! Are you sure you want to defend yourself?
@ChipKellysBalls: Why is it the the people who drink the most Red Bull are the people who seem to have the least going on?
@hotsoccerchic69: my mom walked in when I was printing out a naked picture of a woman in 5th grade& we sat there in silence listening to the loud, 90s printer