@WheelTod: My key takeaway from Ghostbusters was that once you're dead, your Miranda rights don't count for shit.
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@ohpegah: "Never put all your eggs in one basket," I said to my best friend, boyfriend, business partner, and yoga instructor, Jack.
@bourgeoisalien: I want a bouncy house at my funeral. And I want to be in it, too. When all my friends jump, my lifeless body will bounce with them. What fun
@EndhooS: [Troy in the olden times] "WTF is that?" A wooden horse "It's not full of soldiers is it?" [from in horse] JUST TAKE IT INSIDE & HAVE A LOOK
@thetobbie: Kinda hypocritical of me to complain about people who send mixed signals seeing as the mat in front of my door says "welcome"...