@WheelTod: My key takeaway from Ghostbusters was that once you're dead, your Miranda rights don't count for shit.
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@AimeeHelene1: *rolls grocery cart into open house* Ooh what a lovely lamp! *puts it in cart* An iPad! *crosses iPad off shopping list* *puts it in cart*
@TheToddWilliams: [robbery] ROBBER: Give me all your money! ME: I don't have it all with me. ROBBER: Dang!
@Reverend_Scott: Then my wife left me, I became an alcoholic and started making meth in my basement but anyway take one candy bar each kids. Happy Halloween.
@beefman138: If Twitter allowed us to attach a signature to each Tweet, mine would be : "He said, stupidly."