@simoncholland: My kid brought home a school fundraiser packet in case anyone wants a $43 roll of wrapping paper or an $80 candle.
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@weinerdog4life: Listen buddy, I don't know why I'm doing karate in your bedroom either, sometimes things happen
@INDlAN_: Adulthood is like looking both sides before crossing the street and them getting hit by an airplane.
@AmberTozer: If a shark is ever attacking me I'm gonna be like where are your parents do they know you act like this
@krakkenlackin: "You are what you eat" I chant furiously, shoving another roach in my mouth. Mushroom clouds keep growing in the distance