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@AndyAsAdjective: [my kid, literally every school morning]
"I hate mornings. I'm not getting up"

[1st day of summer vacation]
"dad, can we watch the sunrise"

[my kid, literally every school morning]
“I hate mornings. I’m not getting up”

[1st day of summer vacation]
“dad, can we watch the sunrise”

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