@FilthyRichmond: My kids are mad at me because I never unwrap the cheese slices in their sandwiches
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@QwertyJones3: Good news: Your wit is really mind-blowing Bad news: It's not my mind that I want blown
@armyVet1972: Just saw a boneless KFC commercial followed by an ad for apple flavored beer. Anyone remember when adults didn't act like five year olds?
@Maxine12333: If you're feeling too good about yourself, go ask a 5 yr old to guess your age. That should even things out.