@FilthyRichmond: My kids are mad at me because I never unwrap the cheese slices in their sandwiches
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@JermHimselfish: I just saw Madonna climb out of a hollowed out tree trunk in the woods near my house.
@BeamishBoi: That 0.1% of bacteria that no household product can kill is what will inherit our earth
@jnellbg: I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don't have great childing skills either.